Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Ten Ways Dick Cheney Can Kill You

Stolen from What a Weenie!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

11. Starting a war on false pretenses with a Middle Eastern country.

HopeSpringsATurtle said...

Yeah but where's the photo?

Anonymous said...

http://tinyurl.com/33ddc6

HopeSpringsATurtle said...

This one maybe...

Anonymous said...

Or scroll down for a youtube of Dickless lurking in the Rose Garden at Bush's presser.

http://ezraklein.typepad.com/blog/2007/04/cheney_2008_hes.html

Pandabonium said...

Mr. Personality.

Anonymous said...

That is freakin' hilarious. Although it should be noted that his gunshots don't kill, just maim.

Mary said...

You left these out:

Neck bite -
http://gimps.de/wettbewerb/albums/userpics/big-dick-cheney.jpg

UhUMM, just shoot you -
http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/Mag/060227_Issue/060218_CheneyNRA_hsmall.widec.jpg

And this one, an idea taken from one of the Star Trek series IIRC, where he reduces your nation to an acrylic encapsualted minature and then begins to slowly grind it to bits
http://www.rnla.org/images/Cheney-Award.JPG

HopeSpringsATurtle said...

Mary...I would love to see the "neckbite".. linky didn't work.