Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Ten Ways Dick Cheney Can Kill You

Stolen from What a Weenie!

9 comments:

  1. 11. Starting a war on false pretenses with a Middle Eastern country.

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  2. http://tinyurl.com/33ddc6

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  3. Or scroll down for a youtube of Dickless lurking in the Rose Garden at Bush's presser.

    http://ezraklein.typepad.com/blog/2007/04/cheney_2008_hes.html

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  4. That is freakin' hilarious. Although it should be noted that his gunshots don't kill, just maim.

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  5. You left these out:

    Neck bite -
    http://gimps.de/wettbewerb/albums/userpics/big-dick-cheney.jpg

    UhUMM, just shoot you -
    http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/Mag/060227_Issue/060218_CheneyNRA_hsmall.widec.jpg

    And this one, an idea taken from one of the Star Trek series IIRC, where he reduces your nation to an acrylic encapsualted minature and then begins to slowly grind it to bits
    http://www.rnla.org/images/Cheney-Award.JPG

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  6. Mary...I would love to see the "neckbite".. linky didn't work.

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